If I had a harmonica I'd summon the gods Tee

If I had a banjo I would be unstoppable Tee

He's just going through a phase Tee

I survived another meeting that should have been an email Tee

Let's cause mild chaos Tee

Six girls asked me to go out tonight (I was in the women’s bathroom) Tee

You wanna keep playing eyetag or are you gonna holla at your boy? Tee

Coaches don’t play Tee

When she's single it's 1v100, when she has a boyfriend it's 1v1 Tee

Just like a homeless guy but with a hard fit Tee

I Love femboys Tee

Woke up handsome again. This is ridiculous Tee

This t-shirt was made by child labor Tee

Always the fridge protecting the snacks Tee

I only look innocent Tee

I’m being cyber bullied Tee

Saved bro from getting molested (self control) Tee

MEDICAL CONDITION: FULL-TIME EMPLOYMENT Tee

MEDICAL CONDITION: TRACES OF SOBRIETY Tee

A face only a mother could love Tee

WARNING: NO FAT CHICKS Tee

I'M NOT BROKE, I'M PRE-RICH Tee

PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME, I'M FROM THE 1900S Tee