I'm not bad in bed. I'm just... misunderstood. Tee

WTF are boobs? (I'm a visual learner) Tee

WTF is a cock? (I'm a visual learner) Tee

She's so pretty I don't even find dudes attractive anymore Tee

Still a VIRGIN, just picky Tee

I haven't lost my Virginity because I never lose Tee

Master Baiter Tee

I have a PHD: A Pretty Huge Dick Tee

Dyslexic and hrony Tee

I don't need sex, life fucks me everyday Tee

I have a mourning wood Tee

USB? Nah. I run on silicone Tee

In a digital world I still crave analog pleasure Tee

PLUGGED IN Tee

Showed up. Lasted. Impressed. Got called back. Tee

Port compatibility: GLOBAL Tee

My favorite input isn't digital Tee

If found, please return to original socket Tee

IT'S NOT GOING TO LICK ITSELF Tee

BONER DONOR Tee

TWO INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT Tee

Low standards. High stamina. Tee

Cut, Uncut, Small, Large, it doesn't matter, we are all friends Tee