I'm not shy... I'm just calculating my risk Tee

Don't use the j*b slur around me Tee

Saw you across the room, now I live here Tee

Honestly, just here for the GIRLS Tee

BREAKING NEWS: I DON'T CARE Tee

Better late than ugly Tee

Save a tree, eat a vegan Tee

Everything I love is either expensive, illegal or blonde Tee

I love miners Tee

Call me antisocial, but please don't actually call me Tee

Hold on, let me overthink this Tee

Cunt Tee

I believe in hate at first sight Tee

Fat people are harder to kidnap. Stay safe. Stay chubby. Tee

I dressed myself today Tee

My biggest regret is not fighting more people when I was a minor Tee

I put the pro in procrastination Tee

Come up to me if you wanna talk about... Tee

I put the fun in dysfunctional Tee

Never talked to a girl sober. Want to be my first? Tee

Currently overthinking this shirt Tee

I put the hot in psychotic Tee

I'm not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less Tee