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I came. I saw. I overshared. Tee

I THINK I THINK TOO MUCH Tee

I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHEN I WAS HUNGRY Tee

LET’S HANDLE THIS LIKE ADULTS Tee

World's best farter. I mean father Tee

In my defense I was left unsupervised Tee

If you don't sin I died for nothing Tee

Whoever said go big or go home underestimated how much I want to go home Tee

Ew, people Tee

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities Tee

If you smile... it's your meds... Tee

My Anxieties Have Anxieties Tee

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE IN FART RANGE Tee

HELLO, I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT Tee

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IT'S MY FIRST TIME LIVING. BE NICE Tee

WHEN NOTHING GOES RIGHT, GO LEFT Tee

I CAME. I SAW. I MADE IT AWKWARD Tee

I'd flirt back, but I don't know how Tee

I'm not shy, just waiting for you to make the first move Tee

I rehearsed this interaction 14 times Tee

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