I've been social distancing since the 80's Tee

If found unresponsive, turn me on manually Tee

If found, please return to original socket Tee

If I had a banjo I would be unstoppable Tee

If I had a harmonica I'd summon the gods Tee

If I had a triangle the sky would open Tee

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE IN FART RANGE Tee

If you don't sin I died for nothing Tee

If you smile... it's your meds... Tee

In a different realm Tee

In a digital world I still crave analog pleasure Tee

In my defense I was left unsupervised Tee

In the rough, but feelin' smooth Tee

Insert. Remove. Repeat. Tee

Instant Noodles: Ready when I'm not Tee

It floats when you take a bath Tee

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do Tee

IT'S MY FIRST TIME LIVING. BE NICE Tee

IT'S NOT GOING TO LICK ITSELF Tee

It's not the size of the sword... it's how you wield it Tee

It's the ALCOHOL speaking Tee

I’m being cyber bullied Tee

Jingle My Balls Tee