I'M INTO HAUNTED ROLEPLAY. YOU SCREAM, I GHOST Tee

I'M JUST HERE FOR THE BOOS Tee

I'm not a gynecologist but I can take a look Tee

I'm not an introvert or an extrovert, I'm a pervert Tee

I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right. Tee

I'm not bad in bed. I'm just... misunderstood. Tee

I'M NOT BROKE, I'M PRE-RICH Tee

I'm not drunk, just european Tee

I'm not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less Tee

I'm not losing balls, I'm planting them for future golfers Tee

I'm not shy, just waiting for you to make the first move Tee

I'm not shy... I'm just calculating my risk Tee

I'M PAINT Tee WOMAN

I'M PEACE Tee WOMAN

I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHEN I WAS HUNGRY Tee

I'M THE PIPE Tee MAN

I'M THE WHISTLE Tee MAN

I've been social distancing since the 80's Tee

If found unresponsive, turn me on manually Tee

If found, please return to original socket Tee

If I had a banjo I would be unstoppable Tee

If I had a harmonica I'd summon the gods Tee

If I had a triangle the sky would open Tee