I lost my virginity in a hay maze Tee

I Love femboys Tee

I love miners Tee

I LOVE TO BLOW THE WHISTLE Tee WOMAN

I LOVE TO FINGER PAINT Tee MAN

I LOVE TO MAKE ICE CREAM Tee MAN

I MISS THE 80S, I WASN'T ALIVE BACK THEN Tee

I only drink on days ending with "Y" Tee

I only duel at dawn... in bed Tee

I only look innocent Tee

I paused my CASSETTE for this? Tee

I put the fun in dysfunctional Tee

I put the hot in psychotic Tee

I put the pro in procrastination Tee

I rehearsed this interaction 14 times Tee

I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? Tee

I survived another meeting that should have been an email Tee

I SURVIVED THE GREAT MEME DEPRESSION Tee

I THINK I THINK TOO MUCH Tee

I'd flirt back, but I don't know how Tee

I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea Tee

I'M A PLUMBER Tee WOMAN

I'm cooler than I look right now Tee