I CAME FOR THE PIE... STAYED FOR THE THIGHS Tee

I CAME OUT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS AMAZING PERSONALITY Tee

I CAME. I SAW. I MADE IT AWKWARD Tee

I came. I saw. I overshared. Tee

I can be the sausage to your bun Tee

I CAN HANDLE IT Tee MAN

I CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU, BUT I DON’T WANT TO Tee WOMAN

I CAN TAKE IT Tee WOMAN

I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU Tee MAN

I COME IN PEACE Tee MAN

I didn't drink for 12 years, then I turned 13 Tee

I DO BAD THINGS WITH MY BROOM Tee

I DO PEDICURES ON CAMEL TOES Tee

I don't belong here! Tee

I don't go gambling, I go winning Tee

I don't need sex, life fucks me everyday Tee

I DON'T NEED TO GO TO SPACE TO GET HIGH Tee

I DON’T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT Tee

I dressed myself today Tee

I drink to make other people more interesting Tee

I EAT BANANAS FOR THE SHAPE, NOT FOR THE TASTE Tee

I gave up alcohol once... it was the worst 30 minutes of my life Tee

I GOT THAT DAWG IN ME Tee