DAYS SOBER 0 Tee

Dear Santa, I can explain Tee

Dinner for two? Tee

Doing my best (subjectively) Tee

Don't trust me sober Tee

Don't use the j*b slur around me Tee

Don’t leak the pocket jerk method Tee

Drink and fuck Tee

Drink first, Quest later Tee

Drinking isn't the issue. Running out is. Tee

Drunk me loves you Tee

DRUNK. by Choice Tee

Dyslexic and hrony Tee

Eagle. Birdie. Par. Beer. Tee

EGG-STRA NAUGHTY THIS YEAR Tee

Everything I love is either expensive, illegal or blonde Tee

Ew, people Tee

EXPLORING THE STARS Tee

Fat people are harder to kidnap. Stay safe. Stay chubby. Tee

Filling baskets... and other things Tee

FORBIDDEN LOVE Tee

Freak in the sheets Tee

Friday is the end of my workweek and the start of my liver's Tee