BREAKING NEWS: I DON'T CARE Tee

Bunnies aren't the only ones that hump Tee

Buy my course because my bar tab won't pay for itself Tee

Call me antisocial, but please don't actually call me Tee

Can't wait for hole 19 Tee

Can't wait to gamble today Tee

Can't wait to gamble today. Literally shaking. That's called dedication. Tee

CERTIFIED 100% ORGANIC DRUNK Tee

CERTIFIED GOONER Tee

CHECK OUT MY SIX PACK Tee

Child prodigy on the skin flute Tee

Chill, don't kill Tee

CLOSETS ARE FOR CLOTHES Tee

Coaches don’t play Tee

Come up to me if you wanna talk about... Tee

Consent is my favorite feature Tee

Consistency is key, that's why I slice every single time Tee

Cooking up some potent magic Tee

Cunt Tee

Curls before girls. Always Tee

Currently overthinking this shirt Tee

Cut, Uncut, Small, Large, it doesn't matter, we are all friends Tee

D is DRUNK TEXTS Tee