Read this like a good boy Tee

Registered flex offender Tee

Respectfully: I pregame harder than you party Tee

RIP MY STANDARDS, IT'S CUFFING SEASON Tee

Roll a blunt, Not a dice Tee

Rope me in, I'm wild Tee

Rough? I like it that way Tee

Santa's favorite ho Tee

Santa's not the only one coming this year Tee

Sardines: Tightly Packed Excellence Tee

Save a horse, ride a cowboy Tee

Save a tree, eat a vegan Tee

Save water, drink beer Tee

Saved bro from getting molested (self control) Tee

Saw you across the room, now I live here Tee

Say hello to my little friend (then leave) Tee

SEND NOODS Tee

SERIAL KISSER Tee

She sucked more than just my blood Tee

She's so pretty I don't even find dudes attractive anymore Tee

Shoot your shot, cowboy Tee

Showed up. Lasted. Impressed. Got called back. Tee

Six girls asked me to go out tonight (I was in the women’s bathroom) Tee