My biggest regret is not fighting more people when I was a minor Tee

MY DICK IS DEAD, CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS Tee

MY DOCTOR SAYS I NEED GLASSES Tee

My favorite input isn't digital Tee

MY FAVORITE SPORT IS DRINKING, BUT I'M HERE FOR THE GAME TOO Tee

Needed to cut my alcohol intake Tee

Never talked to a girl sober. Want to be my first? Tee

NICE EGGS Tee

NO.5 Tee

NO.69 Est. Tonight? Tee

Not doing this sh*t again next year Tee

Nut Tolerant Tee

On some nonchalant shi Tee

Par? Never met him Tee

Peaked in the pregame Tee

PICKLEBALL Tee

PLANET IS OUT OF BOOZE, ON TO THE NEXT ONE Tee

Plato was just guessing fr Tee

PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME, I'M FROM THE 1900S Tee

PLUGGED IN Tee

Port compatibility: GLOBAL Tee

Pre-Drink Champions Tee

PUSSY SLAYER Tee