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I gave up alcohol once... it was the worst 30 minutes of my life Tee

To me "Drink Responsibly" means don't spill it Tee

I drink to make other people more interesting Tee

Drinking isn't the issue. Running out is. Tee

Vodka may not be the answer but it's worth a shot Tee

I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea Tee

I'm not shy... I'm just calculating my risk Tee

I'm cooler than I look right now Tee

Just come up to me, 100% Success Rate Tee

Cut, Uncut, Small, Large, it doesn't matter, we are all friends Tee

I rehearsed this interaction 14 times Tee

I'm not shy, just waiting for you to make the first move Tee

I'd flirt back, but I don't know how Tee

You wanna keep playing eyetag or are you gonna holla at your boy? Tee

Low standards. High stamina. Tee

Honestly, just here for the GIRLS Tee

Saw you across the room, now I live here Tee

Beer: Because no great story started with a salad Tee

Too shy to say hi? Scan me instead Tee

Therapy is too expensive. Whiskey isn't. Tee

I have mixed drinks about feelings Tee

Master of three G's Tee

Taking opp applications, but I got to be home by 8 pm sharp Tee