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Respectfully: I pregame harder than you party Tee

I put the hot in psychotic Tee

Currently overthinking this shirt Tee

Never talked to a girl sober. Want to be my first? Tee

I put the fun in dysfunctional Tee

Come up to me if you wanna talk about... Tee

I put the pro in procrastination Tee

WTF is a cock? (I'm a visual learner) Tee

It's the ALCOHOL speaking Tee

WTF are boobs? (I'm a visual learner) Tee

I'm not bad in bed. I'm just... misunderstood. Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a little español tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy drop some reggae tunes tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a lil Japanese tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a little French tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy hit a lil bachata real quick? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a little Irish tonight? Tee

My biggest regret is not fighting more people when I was a minor Tee

If found unresponsive, turn me on manually Tee

If found, please return to original socket Tee

My favorite input isn't digital Tee

Port compatibility: GLOBAL Tee

Showed up. Lasted. Impressed. Got called back. Tee