ALL PRODUCTS

To do list: Your Mom Tee

Are you drunk? Yes: No: Tee

I have a PHD: A Pretty Huge Dick Tee

I've been social distancing since the 80's Tee

B is for BOOTY CALL Tee

Life's a VHS Tape. Be kind, Rewind Tee

My Anxieties Have Anxieties Tee

I paused my CASSETTE for this? Tee

If you smile... it's your meds... Tee

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities Tee

Life is a soup and I'm a f*cking fork Tee

D is DRUNK TEXTS Tee

Ew, people Tee

Whoever said go big or go home underestimated how much I want to go home Tee

If you don't sin I died for nothing Tee

FORBIDDEN LOVE Tee

In my defense I was left unsupervised Tee

Master Baiter Tee

World's best farter. I mean father Tee

BITCH DON'T KILL MY PRIDE Tee

I DON’T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT Tee

CLOSETS ARE FOR CLOTHES Tee

LET’S HANDLE THIS LIKE ADULTS Tee